get your shit together charlie brown!
during the school year: eats every single edible thing i can find
during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today
I’ll be at the bar, with my head on the bar.

I’ll be at the bar, with my head on the bar.

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

pervocracy:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

I’m in on this feud and I have chosen my side.

MARA WILSON, YOU HAVE MY SWORD.

vinebox:

shouldnt:

SHE IS REAL

SHE IS REAL

youcanfuckingbiteme:

Playing a Bethesda game like

image

I swear every time my neighbor comes over it gives me an anxiety attack

Dick Dorkins strikes again