WHAT DO WE WANT? CUTE BOYS
WHEN DO WE WANT THEM? maybe in like an hour or so i need to shower and get ready for this
“I guess this works like crazy” is one of the most needlessly complex sentences I’ve ever read. You guess “like crazy” that it works or you guess it works, but it works “like crazy”?????
every single child who has ever been home sick from school knows the hell that is Baby Looney Tunes
“isn’t that a little gay” my friend asks
“yes” i respond as i look at the miniature homosexual sitting on my desk “it is”
If anyone comes up to me in public and says “I like your shoelaces” I will unlace my shoes right there and strangle them with them.
My parents told me that it would be okay for me not to have a job for a month or two so I can focus on getting an internship. I was putting it off so I wouldn’t completely fuck over my coworkers and be independent for a little while longer but I just got called in because someone I filled in for and got my schedule fucked by hurt himself and couldn’t work today. I’m so sick of being jerked around for a job that doesn’t pay well and abuses its employees time and scheduling to save a few bucks every week. If I don’t wuss out I’m gonna put in my two weeks tonight. Wish me luck!
*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment
I’m about to take my French oral exam and all I can hear are exasperated crying sounds from inside