May 2011
April 2011
Woke up this morning and looked in the fridge...
HOLD UP.
WHERE
THE
FUCK
IS
MY
LINGUINI
Gay guys suck.
imnotheretomakefriends:
:(
dicks
The awkward moment when you realize Whoopi...
slappindabaiss replied to your photo: My personal favorite thing I’ve ever done.
At first I thought she was getting hit in the face with a lightbulb and I spent a few minutes trying to figure out why you’d draw such a seemingly random piece of hardware.
Thank you for complementing my artistic prowess.
Also I drew it straight in ballpoint pen and I hate pens.
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Everyone on Tumblr is so attractive...
trictorscale:
And I’m sitting here like:
darth-vader started following you
Watchsnookiquotes:
omg
countloaf asked: lol your reblog got shortened.
long text posts get changed to links, but when you're blogging it says "REBLOG as..." and click the "as..." button and choose text
long text posts get changed to links, but when you're blogging it says "REBLOG as..." and click the "as..." button and choose text
Watchits-asstastic:
glowingfirefly:
eunoiaa:
iobviouslyhatekpop:
mirkyu:
tumblrisforlulz:
did i just watch the best video ever made?
OH WHAT IS THIS I JUST CAN’T RIGHT NOW KJGZDFOUDGFHGJHKJ
SAJFKALMFAL WHAT LAKSMFLAMFAS OH MY GOD
SKJD CRYING MY MOM AND DAD DIED WITH ME
FOREVER REBLOGGING, JUST TO SEE THIS ON MY DASH(;
This just made my LIFE!
Your girlfriend's no competition: kawaiisuicide:... →
kawaiisuicide:
livelaughawesome:
kawaiisuicide:
Why do feminists keep talking about slut shaming? If you are a slut, you should be ashamed. The end.
“Why do black people keep talking about racism? If you’re black, you should deal with racism. The end.”
“Why do gay people keep…
^^^^
“I’m a cook in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen.”
– 30 Rock
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Why is there no such thing as teriyaki potato...
Turn on Bravo expecting Top Chef but find Top...
rapi:
That brilliant moment when you realize that the...
tyleroakley:
Slytherin:
Ravenclaw:
Hufflepuff:
I think SJP would be hufflepuff.
“so I rolled on top of him and undressed him and then 2 hours later I was...”
– A fabulous bitch (via duckducknoose)
