queenofmultitasking: absoluutebliss: first of all, who allowed me on the internet #the opening line of my biography
old woman: jesus died for your sins
me: I HADN'T EVEN GOT TO THAT PART OF THE BOOK YET STOP SPOILING IT FOR ME WOW RUDE
me texting my mom: okay, see you at home. love you.
my mom texting me: c u l8r. lve u2.
flynnizard: was tim burton bullied by colours or something as a child
I just walked into a blockbuster. It’s like visiting a dying grandmother
sspeearhea: my dad walked in and he saw my google background and he walked aaway
afternoonsnoozebutton: I have a 3 second audio...