April 2012
queenofmultitasking:
absoluutebliss:
first of all, who allowed me on the internet
#the opening line of my biography
March 2012
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old woman: jesus died for your sins
me: I HADN'T EVEN GOT TO THAT PART OF THE BOOK YET STOP SPOILING IT FOR ME WOW RUDE
me texting my mom: okay, see you at home. love you.
my mom texting me: c u l8r. lve u2.
flynnizard:
was tim burton bullied by colours or something as a child
fagghoul:
the-absolute-funniest-posts
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I just walked into a blockbuster. It’s like visiting a dying grandmother
sspeearhea:
my dad walked in and he saw my google background and he walked aaway
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