shavingryansprivates: romeo romeo where the fuck is you, romeo
When people say my OTP isn't real.
betweenthebanks: ain’t no party like a self loathing party cause a self loathing party means tumblr
interrobang-ler: how to be a writer start to write something pause and read over what you have so far cringe backspace everything exit out of your computer cry on the floor
fugrats: badtvblog: This is the American Idol finale I did not edit this. This is really how it aired. I would not lie to you ever. oh my god
shavingryansprivates: i don’t understand how studying works do you just like look at a textbook or something
vaspim: I want to start blogging in MLA format. Works Cited Vaspim, Chris B. “Vaspim Wants to Start Blogging in MLA Format.” Vaspim. http://vaspim.tumblr.com/, 29 May 2012. Web. 28 May 2012.
cashcrab: Mood: Glad you didn’t say banana
dekutree: petition to add a “why” button because some posts are just like why
badcgijosh: spasticorientation: badcgijosh: You either genuinely believe a zombie apocalypse is upon us or You think it’s cool to joke about it when you’re dealing with a pretty grisly situation that that guy’s probably never gonna get over (within only a few days of it happening) EITHER WAY both actually, mate :) “Yes, I am both brands of stupid” he said, effectively winning the...
dongcity: Jerry Seinfeld singing the Seinfeld theme song
today, i was presented with a choice...
knewdrew: i had $54. i could either… pay my $54 phone bill or i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.
no you stupid fuck of course they eat fruit they’re fucking squirrels i saw a...– ~Me being wrong about the eating habits of squirrels (via creekdontrise)
I know I’m up too late when my dashboard dies
wwiao: canadian television