get your shit together charlie brown!

foone:

foone:

foone:

foone:

foone:

foone:

my roommate bought a VR headset at a flea market. it’s got no company name on it, except for a stylized logo no one can figure out. She tried to get it working but couldn’t, so I’m taking a look. It’s got warnings about lasers on it and it says “for testing and development only, not for resale”. It’s got weird padded sections that go over your head, not just over your eyes. 

I think I’ve read this mind control story. I’m about to get hypnotized into being a mindless drone, aren’t I? 

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No one can figure out what this logo says 

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You know, I was 100% joking, but there appears to be a weird magnet in the forehead section. Fortunately magnets can’t influence the brain OH WAIT WHAt’S THIS WIKIPEDIA LINK HOW DID IT GET HERE I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER 

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why does it appear to have lights around the eyeholes? why would you shine lights in the face of the user? that seems counterproductive. 

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It’s got cameras inside the headset. Guess where they aim? 

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Right in your eyes, of course. 

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The lights around the eyes look broken to the naked eye. 

BUT IF YOU USE A CAMERA… 

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Oh look, it’s invisible to the naked eye. I’m sure that’s fine. 

(this is for iris tracking)

jenjensd:

jenjensd:

cryptoidantagonist:

cryptoidantagonist:

cryptoidantagonist:

cryptoidantagonist:

babblingbranches:

clitfisto:

clitfisto:

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

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I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

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politijohn:

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Interesting to call this “confiscating” when it’s just making the rich pay their fair share, especially considering all the stolen wealth from the bottom 99% and historic tax evasion.

greelin:

greelin:

No One Ever Helped Me So I Will Never Help Anyone Else & Do Not Believe Anyone Should Be Helped Ever is one of thee most loser mindsets btw

the world has been unkind to you so you continue the cycle of unkindness by passing on hatred and indifference to others? Wow. groundbreaking. you’re so cool and tormented

beardedmrbean:

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always remember a degree doesn’t mean you’re smart

nightvision222242:

pseudomantis:

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Grandma’s house yayy

The dick is insane I know it

thedogopera:

homoluigi:

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ChatGPT could pass an MBA exam but your average business grad couldn’t pass a Turing test

HELP I TRIED TO AMKE MY OWN GIF HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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dashconbabyofficial:

campyvillain:

WHAT THTE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN

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